The
longest
ever
woolly
scarf
was
worn
by
Geraldine
Giraffe.
Around
her
neck
the
scarf
she
wound
but
still
it
trailed
upon
the
ground.
I want to be a wallaby,
A wallaby like Willoughby,
When will I be a wallaby
Like Willoughby the wallaby?
To begin to toboggan,
first buy a toboggan,
But don't buy too big a toboggan.
(A too big a toboggan is not a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.)
My Auntie Agnes has a cat.
I do not like to tell her that
Its body seems a little large
(With lots of stripes for camouflage)
Its teeth and claws are also larger
Than they ought to be. A rajah
Gave her the kitten, I recall,
When she was stationed in Bengal.
But that was many years ago,
And kittens are inclined to grow.
So now she has a fearsome cat -
But I don't like to tell her that.